Shiturbating
When masturbating while taking a dump.
Shiturbating by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
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Shatsturbating
The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"
Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."
Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."
Shatsturbating by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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Shitsturbating
When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting
Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.
Shitsturbating by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018
shexturbating
To play with ones self while texting. If skilled enough you can shexturbate while using more than one aparatus to text with.
"Bruh, I been shexturbating to this bitch all day."
"I got 2 phones shexturbating to these hoes at the same damn time!"
"I got 2 phones shexturbating to these hoes at the same damn time!"
shexturbating by REDhead87 February 23, 2014
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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