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Shit Dildo 

backstory..

me and my gf were layin in bed the other day telling each other our deepest secrets. We were getting into some serious shit when she tells me that she trusts me with a weird ass secret she has. She's never told anyone before..

She says she likes to hold a poop in for 3 or 4 days and let it slide out and suck it back in and she says it feels so good she just naturally does it.

Now i was thinking what you are thinking, great another troll/joke.

Boys... I wish this were a joke.

She said she can prove and it showed me right there. Oddly enough I felt closer to her knowing this shit.

Obviously I was curious to try this shit (no pun intended) after a few weeks I could shitdildo with the best of them.

I show my girlfriend and shes impressed/amused/grossed out.

Fast foward to yesterday. My gf family came down to stay with us cause their house is being renovated. They bring their two shit kids (11 and 13)

I was cleaning up after dinner one night and the kids were running around.

At this point I was holding in a huge shit dildo for later.

one of the asshole kids thought it would be a funny idea to pull my shorts down (wasn't wearing boxers)

Naturally I was scared cause he screamed when he did it so half of a turd fell out of my asshole and my bodies natural reflexes at this point was to suck it back in.

I shit dildoed myself. Her dad was trying not to puke and her mom wont even look at me.

TLDR: I shitdildoed myself in front of my future in laws
I shit dildo myself by holding it in my anus for a few days to slid it in and out of my anus for pleasure.
Shit Dildo by MrRobotHF April 18, 2018

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.
Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!
Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Frozen shit dildo 

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
Frozen shit dildo by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

Shidildo 

A massive shit that is later used as a didlo
Bella: I just shat the the biggest shidildo!
Shidildo by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019
its a dildo basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your dick up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for masochistic purposes only)
Matt-"right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamdildo up her vag then stuck my dick in there. it felt like my dick was rolling around in hot beach sand."

Dan-"aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!"
Shamdildo by lil pga pro 1 June 29, 2009

shit dildo 

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.
Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy
shit dildo by roly c May 23, 2008

shitdoodoo 

"I done a shitdoodoo"
"Oh look, there's shitdoodoo on the floor!"
"How was your shitdoodoo?"