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Hot Shitato

A spinoff of hot potato, when two guys stand with their assholes “connected”, one person shits into the other’s ass, the other guy shits into his ass. They proceed to shit back and forth, whoever has it when the music stops has to give the other a HJ. This is also an Olympic sport
Jake and Tony played hot shitato to seduce eachother before sex
Hot Shitato by kugensack July 18, 2009
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Glup Shitto 

A character from the Star Wars universe known to hardcore fans but unknown to general audiences.
"OMG, Glup Shitto is back!"
"Who?"
Glup Shitto by Ast0 December 13, 2020
A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming
Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro
Shittop by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021
Garbage app for mentally stunted zoomers
- No I'm not installing shittok please go away
shittok by SIX HOT LOADS July 29, 2021
Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Mexican Shitstorm 

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)
A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"