shitopotamus 

Animal used to describe the breath of a person when that person's breath is so foul that no other living animal can compare.

This persons breath smells like the ass of such a horrible being that there is no conceivable animal on Earth to compare it to. Therefore, an independent counsel was formed consisting of top scientists from the animal wildlife federation and higher-ups from the dental hygienists association to come up with a new animal that could be a on par with the foul nature of this person's breath. This animal they called the “Shitopotamus.”

“…Charlie’s breath smells like a Shitopotamus.”

shitopotamus by Tyrone Wallace June 30, 2008

slutapotamus 

A large, loose slut.

Ali is such a slutapotamus

slutapotamus by Wikki87 January 17, 2008

slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Shitopotamus 

A bowel movement so large that it gets wedged at the bottom of the toilet bowl and peeks out above the water.

After not pooing for days, John released a Shitopotamus so large that the ASPCA deployed their emergency animal rescue squad.

Shitopotamus by knowerofstuff March 1, 2013

Shitapottomus 

When something is so messed up or when someone is so messed up you don't know how to explain them or it thats when you use this word.

john:dude i just lost my house my job my kids and wife where killed and i only have 5 months left to live.

kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.

Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.

Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus

Shitapottomus by Bmn_92_nor January 6, 2012