Shit Flowers
Shit Flowers by leekster March 2, 2010
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flowery shit
when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit
tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell
flowery shit by slang master daddy April 26, 2009
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shit in your flowers
shit in your flowers by Sgt Donkey April 29, 2007
shitflower
When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.
Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.
shitflower by Eman1187 May 7, 2009
shitflower
A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.
shitflower by webhead February 28, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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