shit wiggle

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.

guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.

shit wiggle by namj March 1, 2009

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shitgiggles

When you're in the can, and you let out a cheek smacking string of farts... while you've got a cliffhanger. Afterwards you giggle like a schoolgirl.

shitgiggles

John: Oooh it's comming out
John's ass: brrt brt brrrt brt
John: ...
John: teeheheheheheh

shitgiggles by pkjc March 18, 2008

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shit wiggle • shitgiggler • Shinwiggle • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick

shitgiggler

one who does things for shits and giggles; for the fun of it; for no purpose or reason other than one's own amusement.

Shaving my eyebrows off while I was sleeping was completely unnecessary. You're a real shitgiggler.

shitgiggler by marytrary5 May 28, 2009

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Shinwiggle

A term similar in meaning to Swindle or Con

I just shinwiggled my friend into buying me chocolates, free of charge.

Shinwiggle by Spudsy June 20, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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