Shit Stacked 

so hammered drunk that one shits in his pants or on another object/person.

John was so shit stacked he woke up with a giant loaf of crap in his pants

Shit Stacked by dirty dick z March 23, 2009

Shit satchel 

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

Shit satchel by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

shitstache 

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache 

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache 

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Shitstache 

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

Shitstache by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache 

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

shitstache by Clintman August 24, 2006