1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.
Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.

Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
#poop #crap #shit #vagina #snatch #trap #pit #gross #swamp #ass #taint
by Nick2401 June 22, 2011
Top Definition
A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.
Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.
#pit chips #armpit #shitpit #underarm #deoderant
by horses May 26, 2006
Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.
'' I need a second episode, where's the shit pit ? ''
by Samuel Mansell July 07, 2004
1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.
Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit
#poo #toilet #crapper #bog #netty
by Lambardo September 26, 2006
A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray August 23, 2005
A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.
Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?
#smelly #shower #mudhole #ogre #shit
by CrowbarKiller June 09, 2006
When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion
David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
#shit talking #bashing #wrecking #banter #friendly #joking #ripping #ripping on #shir talking #bros #funny #shit pit #shit pitting
by Kilimino February 13, 2015
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