Urban Dictionary: shit out of luck

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1.	shit out of luck
	buy shit out of luck mugs, tshirts and magnets When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck". Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store. Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck. shit luck out bad misfortune by James McKey Mar 2, 2006 share this
2.	Shit out of luck
	buy shit out of luck mugs, tshirts and magnets To be utterly fucked with no escape. See ending of Dead Pool for more info Harry Callahan-"You're outta bullets...And you know what that means, you're shit out of luck." fucked doomed outta bullets harpoon gun by Beef n chips Nov 21, 2009 share this
3.	Shit out of luck
	buy shit out of luck mugs, tshirts and magnets A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier. Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET! Nick: those are last week's numbers. Bob: ...WHAT?! Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week. Bob's wife: I'm leaving you. Bob: I'm always shit out of luck fucked damned cursed shit outta luck fuck in the ass by Henry Billington Aug 16, 2009 share this

4.	Shit out of Luck
	buy shit out of luck mugs, tshirts and magnets (1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck. A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you.... Clerk interrupts Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing. Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard! Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home. shit out of luck fuck you by SteppinNeppin Sep 13, 2009 share this
5.	shit out of luck
	buy shit out of luck mugs, tshirts and magnets The state of being that a person is in when they finish taking a long, majestic shit, only to find that there is little to no toilet paper left on the roll. "There was no toilet paper in the whole house. I was totally shit out of luck, so I had to wipe my ass with a towel." "Man, that sucks." toilet toilet paper shit luck tp by shaywon Jul 6, 2009 share this