shit on my chest

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up

"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."

shit on my chest by themilfonian November 1, 2011

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shit on my chest

accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking

god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!

shit on my chest by the chigger May 23, 2006

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shit on my chest

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

shit on my chest by rubella April 4, 2005

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Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

Shit on my chest by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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