Shit-Tucky Mushroom 

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

Shit-Tucky Mushroom by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

shit-talking mushroom 

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

shit-talking mushroom by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

thumb on mushroom shit 

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis

Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!

thumb on mushroom shit by HeadLampBoys January 4, 2010

shit ache mushrooms 

what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY

jesus christ you people are stupid

leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?

shit ache mushrooms by Ladrey January 15, 2006

SHIT-aki Mushrooms 

A word equivalent to Shit but you cover yourself up very slyly because an adult was nearby.

( someone scares you) Ah SHIT-aki Mushrooms!

SHIT-aki Mushrooms by Coverups322 July 21, 2017

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms 

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024