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I could almost feel the shit licking my pants 

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
Ass Licking Shit Goblin by ms17686 February 11, 2012

twat licking shit fuck 

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

lip lickin’ shit 

Something that is very delicious (e.g. food)
Aye, bro, whachu think bout this burger?
That’s lip lickin’ shit bro.

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.
'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'
shitflicking by JP&AKB June 17, 2018