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shit dicked 

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
shit dicked by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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Shit Dicked 

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.
"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"
Shit Dicked by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007

Double Decker Shit 

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.
Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

Dicked the shit 

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.
I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.
Dicked the shit by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole
Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.
shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitkicker 

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.
I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.
shitkicker by tradesman April 3, 2003

shitkicker dog 

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else
god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is
shitkicker dog by Astroisangry November 8, 2020