shit chops 

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

shit chops by Becky B. September 9, 2005

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

Shit Chips by Shaymer December 26, 2017

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

shit chips by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004

assless shit stained chaps 

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

assless shit stained chaps by A-BJ May 19, 2006

Shit and Chips 

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

Shit and Chips by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

Shit and Chips 

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

Shit and Chips by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006