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Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock 

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.
Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!
Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock by yahuh December 28, 2004

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

Shitburgers 

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.
Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

Shitbugger 

Okay, this is what Buggering is according to the Merriam Webster Dictionary:


buggering
One entry found.

Main Entry:
bug·ger
Pronunciation:
\ˈbə-gər\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1598
1usually vulgar : to commit sodomy with




now add shit to that and you have shitbuggering:

buggering
One entry found.

Main Entry:
bug·ger
Pronunciation:
\ˈbə-gər\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1598
usually vulgar : to commit SHIT INDUCED sodomy with a 9 year old transexual donkey with a penchant for masochism and nazi dolls named Gretchen.

1. Most University of Chicago Students have SHITBUGGERS for teaching assistants.
2. Most University of Chicago "that kids" would qualify under the Shitbugger Act of 1593 (H.R. 1240, passed in Congress with a 61-39 vote in the senate and a 240-183 vote in the house of representatives, with no Republican Support obviously ((fucking paedophiles))).
3. (British accent) "My dear sir? Do you perchance know where I might inquire to find a shitbugger to keep in the leu? I require a shitbugger for my three pronged dildo which I plan on trying out for the first time...you do?!...THAT WOULD BE LOVELY!"

shitbuggeryfuck 

Rudie expletive for getting things out of your system.
"Shitbuggeryfuck, this chilli packs a punch..."
shitbuggeryfuck by ButtoxGalore January 23, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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