shit blitzer 

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

shit blitzer by Zack and Nick September 30, 2007

shit blitzed 

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

shit blitzed by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

blitzkrieg shit 

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.

I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.

blitzkrieg shit by bizitch October 10, 2006