shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 5, 2005

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

by Alen A. June 16, 2004

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.

In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"

by Aliencj July 4, 2006

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 12, 2013

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 10, 2019