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2 definitions by Aliencj

 
1.
When methane gas is released from your ass.
"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."
by aliencj June 29, 2006
 
2.
When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.
In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"
by Aliencj July 03, 2006