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The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"
SHASSED by SASsed January 18, 2010
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Suissed Up

The act of becoming completely intoxicated beyond human control, helplessly inebriated. Its one step beyond plastered, sauced, bombed, wasted, etc.
Lets start drinking early so we can get suissed up before getting to the bar.
Suissed Up by T - bone September 26, 2006
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The effect you feel from smoking high-quality shisha from a hookah.
"Man, that rose flavor was good, I am shished!"
Shished by DrJ69s January 5, 2006

suissed up

The act of being under the influence of any state alterign substance. Most often used specifically for low grade Mexican street heroin.
T.O. was so suissed up after doing those skin poppers that he tried to make out with a dude on the way to the hospital.
suissed up by Indiana Larry September 28, 2006
To get shot multiple times in which makes you look like "Swiss Cheese"
Thug1: Man my nigga got swissed yesterday.

Thug2: Damn, for real?

Thug1: Hell yeah that nigga gone.
Swissed by FlashyAdidas May 28, 2014
When a person or team suffers a loss during a sporting event due to terrible officiating.
Person A: Hey, did you win your game on sunday?

Person B: Hell no, I got Swissed!!
Swissed by David Puckett August 1, 2007
1. When you get food on your clothes (preferably something sweet) and either you or your pet lick it up.
2. A combination of “shirt”and “dessert."
After I eat my dinner, my dog will jump on me looking for shissert.
shissert by ttbrowncoat July 21, 2022