Shortbloke 

A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.

Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'

Shortbloke by JTrain441 October 29, 2010

Shitblox 

The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox

Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.

Shitblox by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021

Shitblox 

The official website shitblox.com yeah it’s actually a thing ig

I love shitblox because I am a piece of shit degenerate

Shitblox by Natlei April 26, 2022

Shitblox 

The term used for the worst game ever, Roblox.

"Hey, wanna play some Roblox?"

"You mean Shitblox? HELL NO!"

Shitblox by mofolowfo January 13, 2023

Shitblocker 

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

Shitblocker by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shirtlord 

A lord of shirts; one who possesses power over shirts.

"See you later shirtlord, have run ruling over all your other shirtheads"

Shirtlord by Weedblazer May 2, 2010

shirtboob

When a girl has big boobs, but is wearing an unshapely t shirt. shirt boobs can often create the illusion that the girl is over-weight particularly if the shirt is too loose, but if she gets it right it's the hottest thing ever. the word is singular, because the illusion shirt-boob creates is that there is one big boob area

Wow look at that girls shirtboob. I wanna jiggle squeeze and suck those things so much arghh I just jizzed myself

shirtboob by calismohkuh April 30, 2012