shitblog

To use a laptop computer for any purpose, whilst taking a shit.

Not used to describe the internet journals known as blogs: all blogs are shitty, therefore the term in that context would be redundant.

Word invented by MBS and SSS sometime in 2006.

Q: Where is Tyler? A: Probably trying to shitblog.

shitblog by horsemeat1327 October 28, 2009

Shitblox 

The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox

Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.

Shitblox by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021

shitlog 

gigantic culmination of turd

Happy Birthday, Mister Fool - I left it floating there for you - a gargantual SHITLOG!

shitlog by Al Bombz September 11, 2003

Shitblox 

The official website shitblox.com yeah it’s actually a thing ig

I love shitblox because I am a piece of shit degenerate

Shitblox by Natlei April 26, 2022

Shitblox 

The term used for the worst game ever, Roblox.

"Hey, wanna play some Roblox?"

"You mean Shitblox? HELL NO!"

Shitblox by mofolowfo January 13, 2023

Shitblocker 

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

Shitblocker by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shitologist 

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.

Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!

Shitologist by TheShitologist February 28, 2011