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Third Degree Shit Strain 

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

Button Up Your Shirt Straight

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight

bat.shit strain 

Nickname for the covid strain BA.2. AKA batwo, bato, batu, or simply ice.
Yo, with my vax shots I survived through delta and omicron. But this bat.shit strain is really kicking my ass...
bat.shit strain by I.cannot April 16, 2022

stain on my shirt 

see double-barrel buck shot
-Another thing to complain about
"Soy un Perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why doncha kill me?"
stain on my shirt by Rane July 16, 2004

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained Schumacher 

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
Shit-stained Schumacher by Clagbo August 22, 2006