Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

Shitageddon by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shimage 

An image with such poor resolution that you have to reverse image search to get something better. Dervived from shit + image.

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this shimage, I’d have a dollar.

shimage by hentaihero69 December 25, 2018

Skipage 

n. The block of recorded time that exists on a Tivo or any other DVR device that allows you to fast forward.

Dude, why are we watching the commercials? We have skipage!

Skipage by Steve_00_ March 19, 2010

shiwager 

from latin (chihuahua) , term used to describe a simple way to catch lung cancer and a legal form of suicide but gives you swaginess and a buz

on peut shiwager au toilette?
allume moi que je shiwage😏
shiwager is so violet harmon/tate langdon of you
dont talk to me, Im depressed and need to shiwage

shiwager by medeathecreator January 6, 2022

Starbucks Shitageddon 

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

Starbucks Shitageddon by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

Shpaget

A gay Italian

Look at that shpaget at Olive Garden

Shpaget by Snapsy January 25, 2020

ionela shilage 

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.

Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

ionela shilage by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022