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Ninja Shitblast 

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
Ninja Shitblast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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ShitBlast 

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
ShitBlast by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007
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shiblazed 

when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!
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Shriblage 

A males penis will retreat inwards after ejaculating,causing raisen like textures.
Shriblage took place after cuming onto his girlfriend.
Shriblage by Bateman April 22, 2003

Shitblade 

When you squeze your but cheeks together in order to cut of the terd.
I had to get to the high def porn on my computer so I used my shitblade to wrap up my poo faster.
Shitblade by mack daddy Q March 24, 2009
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2.to be the best person at halo 3 in the world
dude im so shiblap at halo 3!
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