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shibboleet 

A backdoor code word used on phone support systems build back in the 1990s that, when used, automatically transfers the caller to someone who knows a minimum of two programming languages.
Hey, in the future, if you're on any tech support call, you can say the code word "shibboleet" at any point and you'll be automatically transferred to someone who knows a minimum of two programming languages.
shibboleet by thisisjace October 16, 2010
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shiboleet 

"Yup. It's a backdoor put in by the geeks who built these phone support systems back in the 1990's"
- xkcd Episode 806

A secret phrase used to allow programmers direct access to Technical Support people skilled in at least two programming languages.
Customer: "Hello, yes I've a problem with the network between my router and your systems"
Tech Support: "Okay, if you'll click the start button - "
Customer: "I don't have a start button, I'm running linux."
Tech Support: "oh, well we don't suport that"
Customer: "Shiboleet"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, right away!"
Informed Tech Support: "Yes sir, I see your issue, hang on a sec..." *type, type*
Informed Tech Support: "Alright, it should be fixed now"
Customer: "Thanks!"
shiboleet by Markizano Draconus October 17, 2010
(noun, derogatory)

A portmanteau of "shit" and "bull" (not to be confused with "bullshit"), the term "shibble" is a pejorative against the notoriously aggressive and deadly pit bull dog breed; as these dogs are generally lowly regarded as unsightly, menacing scum, this term essentially reduces them to feces, cleverly replacing "pit" with the rhyming "shit."
Why do shibbles always have to target helpless infants and old ladies on walkers?

Bruh, did you know that in 2019, when canines killed a record of 48 Americans, shibbles contributes to 69% of these deaths? Lookit up on DogsBite.org, bruh. That ain't just plurality, or even majority; that's supermajority.

I swear if I see another shibble wearing one of 'em bogus-ass "SERVICE DOG IN TRAINING" vests in the grocery store, I'mma shoot it.

Bullets ricochet off shibbles' skulls, and pepper spray doesn't work on them, either.
shibble by Fayest Gaggot December 5, 2020

Shibboleth 

A Word or Phrase that denotes affiliation with a particular Group or Subculture.
"He dwells among the old shibboleths; the old cries of the past, and he will not face up to the new conditions."
Shibboleth by Sieggi858 January 21, 2023

spibbletobble 

-When you drool a little too much and it accidentally get it on your clothes

-When you cum with your shirt on and it gets all over your clothes
-when I was in class and was half asleep I spibbletobbled on my clothes

-when I was in the bathroom and I cummed too much and spibbletobbled all over my clothes
A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.

Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.

When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."

Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."
shiblet by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006

shibiblet 

A round fluffy,fuzzy,hairy particle stuck in your butt crack.-kind od like a hair ball...but made up of various things...
I think I have got a shibiblet, let me pick it out.
Wow look there is a pube sticking out of this shibiblet.
shibiblet by Sabo Waki May 15, 2006