shit + sex + text = shext
i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.
Shext me later.
Shext! You're it.
To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
Shexting is the act of Texting your friend while your taking a shit to humiliate him!
The normal response to this would be for your friend to shext back at a later time, thus causing a shext war.
This was actually invented by my friend and I, and I have never heard of it before this.
I hope it spreads from urban dictionary
TEXT message examples:
2. YOU just got shexted!!! Suck it!!
1. Omg i got shexted again today :(
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.
I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?