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2 definitions by trannykingtuck

 
1.
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
by trannykingtuck January 27, 2007
 
2.
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
"you shut it, or ill punch you in the pork hole!"

"i love the way your pork hole smells."

"dude, i totally invaded her pork hole"
by trannykingtuck February 15, 2008