2 definitions by trannykingtuck

pork hole

a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.

"i love the way your pork hole smells."

by trannykingtuck February 15, 2008

Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

by trannykingtuck January 27, 2007