Shelf: lame, plain, unexciting, boring.
That movie was so shelf. Half of us left after the first half hour.
by Genxsurviving December 4, 2020
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Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf
by Kaca6 December 3, 2020
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The magic that a wonderbra can create for deflated breasts
Wearing my favourite bra again to give me that shelf look
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
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Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.
I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.
by Saturninus October 31, 2011
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A way of taking ecstasy.


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Alex: "how should i take this pill?"
Trent: "just shelf it"

Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.




** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.

** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.
by Wodon! July 14, 2008
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An ass big enough to hold belongings such as books
That lady doesn't need a backpack because she has a shelf.
by mew May 19, 2003
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Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App
“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER
by Stacey147 March 9, 2021
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