100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

Let Down Love Bubbles

Once proud and full knockers that have had the air let out of them

They now more resemble 2 burst balloons

Whats a nicer way of saying empty saggy tits? Let down love bubbles

by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020

Swocket

That sweaty patch of skin behind a womans saggy breast

Can I warm my hand in your swocket?

by The Milk Man Cometh November 17, 2020

Nice Plaice

Breasts that have no side profile. Completely flat, white, empty tits just like two plaice dangling from her chest

The nipple usual resides right at the bottom of the breast

Tits so flat and empty that they pool when laid flat and the nipple will sometimes disappear

Wow you have nice plaice. Love them so much

by The Milk Man Cometh May 24, 2023

at worlds end

Tits with nipples right at the bottom (6:30pm or 1830 hours on the clock) like a drop of snot dangling from your nose

Those nipples are at worlds end arghhh

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020

Plastic Trophy

A beautiful girlfriend that everyone is envious of but is absolutely useless in bed and rarely puts out

Friend: Wow your mrs is so fit. You: Yes but she is as a plastic trophy

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Calippo

Anal prolapse so big and red it looks like a strawberry Calippo

Can I suck on your juicy Calippo ?

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Belly Warmers

Long saggy tits

Damn those some massive belly warmers

by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020