Ed sheeren

One of the few stars out there that can actually sing and makes great meaningful music that he writes himself. He's really sweet, and his new album (x) is perfection.

OMG Ed Sheeren's new song made me cry!

Ed sheeren by Thegirlonfire December 29, 2014

shemen

Female ejaculate.

Your girlfriend got shemen all over my couch!

shemen by Groktacular April 8, 2010

sweemen 

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.

guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.

sweemen by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011

Shemen

The warm, sticky fluid ejaculated from a women's uterus during an intense orgasm.

Damn, Amber! You just covered my chest with "shemen"!

Shemen by RedLightning69 June 8, 2016

Shemeenotideis

Pain in the upper neck, shoulders and traps area. Medical attention often needed. Often happens when reaching down to pick up small objects

Damn bro, I just got Shemeenotideis from picking up that mic!
He got Shemeenotideis and needs to see a doctor immediately before anything gets bad!

You should go tell the on faculty on duty about your Shemeenotideis, it needs serious attention in the Hospital.

Shemeenotideis by drshemeno December 4, 2021

ed.sheerenhater00 

Ed.sheerenhater00 is the seggciest person alive

Loser: who is Ed.sheerenhater00?

You: *spits on loser* you monster

ed.sheerenhater00 by Idontlikeeggs:( April 9, 2021

sneemen

Involuntary expulsion of male ejaculate out the nose, occuring during fellatio, as if the woman is sneezing semen.

When I blew my monster load in her mouth, she accidentally sneemened all over the place.

sneemen by DaytonaDude October 3, 2011