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Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.
I’m going to shlink into there tonight.
Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.
Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

shlinkle 

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner
I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.
shlinkle by Draco_sp November 22, 2022
A girl that is very good looking
yelling out "shlinky!" mates look around to find the goods.
look! over there... Shlinky!
shlinky by Balltearer June 23, 2011

Shalinked 

The act of being denied or bamboozled. When Murphys Law sets in.
I was going to go out with my friends tonight but got shalinked.
Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018
act of female masturbation
When those girls saw his photo, their schlicking sounds could be heard in the other room.
Squirting. shclick.
shclick by panda the cruel September 30, 2013