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One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.
Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.

The phantom pooper is a shartist.

As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.

Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.

Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
by The Duluth Shartist Group November 30, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.
After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa
by yourdirtydiaper August 23, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.
After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa
by yourdirtydiaper August 22, 2009
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One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique.
That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.
by tarheelchick October 07, 2011
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A person who posts art on the internet that is deemed one of, or if not, THE worst that the human eyes have ever seen and act in an infuriated and irrational manner (butthurt) when their "works" are criticized by the public.
It is a sad existence to be a 13 year old shartist on deviantart posting pictures of characters from whatever franchise he adores have their feet tickled only to have them be mocked by his peers.
by Henry Seltzerberg January 19, 2015
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Someone who displays extreme skill or prowess at the art of sharting.
Dude, you are truly a shartist !
by uberschwartz April 07, 2015
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