by cockmasterv January 28, 2011
A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
by .&:&3&83 July 7, 2018
You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017
Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
by mkpk January 17, 2020
"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."
"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."
"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017
When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 6, 2010