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care bear shares 

Stock that doesn't exist.
Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

sold my shares 

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.
1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"
sold my shares by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

More Shares Than Hairs 

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.
Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

selling shares of corporations

Another term for Selling drugs
Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations

Blow Out Shares

Definition 1:
A vulgar slang term used by young guys to brag about ejaculation, often exaggerating their sexual exploits.

Definition 2:
When an investor, especially an insider, dumps a ton of company shares through a shady separate entity (like a shell company) to cash out before bad news crashes the stock, skirting insider trading rules.
Example: "Dude, I will totally blow out shares with the secretary tonight!"

Example: "That CEO plans to blow out shares through some offshore account, right after the the news release his team is fabricating!"

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.