sharyland 

A school district notorious for being #1 in everything jn texas. What people don't know is that the school is full of fuck boys, hoes, showoffs/tryhards, losers, and overall douchebags that don't care about anything other than sex. You usually find sophomores being pregnant, and useless pep rallys that only make the students want to die even more.

Fuckboy: Yeah bro! I LOVE SHARYLAND!

Guy: I hope you get aids

Hoe: I got pregant from this boy at sharyland!

Loser: *continues to repeat same joke for the rest of the year.*

sharyland by sharylandsucksballs October 31, 2017

Sharttard 

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

Sharttard by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

SHARDVARK 

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011

Sharolaid 

A myspace "celebrity" known on myspace, youtube, and rever. Also the leader of the internet gang BHH

Sharolaid called up taco bell talking bout the guacamole had looked like brown baby poo

Sharolaid by sno_bunny August 3, 2007

Sharyland 

You get Suspended or ISS for following the schools rules, you get a tardy slip for being in class one nano second late, fucking kill me please.

Irvinn from sharyland was late to class even though he was in the classroom before the bell rang.

Sharyland by Mclovin el dad May 27, 2018

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009