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Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"
Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009
She's the coolest and friendliest of then all.. Pretty savage at times... Has many friends who are cool like her.. Sweet and hardworking.... She is a also an awesome at flirting.
Shameetha is pretty savage at times.
shameetha by Anoymus December 27, 2017

shapetty 

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.
"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"
shapetty by Itzarexx June 12, 2017

ShareThyLove 

guy 1: dude, ShareThyLove is epic.
guy 2: OK,
The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.
Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.
shampathy by Rico2112 November 26, 2010

shampythegamer 

A gamer that is shit at every game they play. Especially fortnite, anyone against shampythegamer will easily win with their eyes closed.
Shit, shampythegamer is online, put the party private.
shampythegamer by Suuiii December 27, 2021