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Two cops with the same rock 

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.
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On the same rock 

To be on the same rock with someone is to be in tune with each other's thoughts.
Daniel: "Dude. We should make a pizza."
Meg: "I was thinking the exact same thing! We are totally on the same rock broski."
On the same rock by Nutmeggie September 2, 2013

Not landing on the same rock 

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus
Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!
Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011

woah shamrock 

After the viral video of the same name where a racehorse bolts off with an inexperienced rider on board: A feeling of being totally out of control in a dangerous situation where the only certain outcome is that it's not going to end well.
Halfway round the roller coaster ride I freaked out and was like "Woah Shamrock!"
woah shamrock by ChesterChes May 14, 2017

Shamrock Shit

The resulting green poop of a delicious limited time only Shamrock Shake from McDonalds .
Wow my poop was so green today; must've been a Shamrock Shit.
Shamrock Shit by MichelleS February 29, 2008

shamrock 

A green leaf with heart shaped petels. they can vary in number but you are most likly to find them with three leaves (four if you're lucky)
Jimmy never found a four-leaf shamrock and now he's dead....
shamrock by cailin beag August 30, 2003