If you live in Shakopee you most likely are wearing a sleeveless shirt even if you are a girl. There are a ton of douchebags and nobody likes them. They suck at sports but their refs help them in any way so they can win.
You will regret going there ever.
If you don't lift you're automatically a loser
Like I said Shakopee = Tool Nation
Friend: Don't worry they pay their refs
Girl #2: How about we go shopping!
Girl #3: No, let's go to a small town where everyone is friendly,
Girl #1: We can go to Shakopee! It has all that and more!