shagwank

To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.

'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'

shagwank by Richhhieee January 6, 2007

slagwank 

a combination of words devised by a Genius, to form a rather disgusting insult.

oh, Faiza, you are such a slagwank

slagwank by Eleanor107 June 23, 2007

Pre Shag Wank 

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

Pre Shag Wank by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

shagwan 

synonym for "dibs" - meaning ownership over something

I shagwaned that (i got dibs on that)

shagwan by #&@^$*%($ June 24, 2007

Shawankawank 

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.

Man, she's being a shawankawank

Shawankawank by ian November 17, 2004

Shawank redemption 

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.

Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.

Shawank redemption by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

holy shawankies by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010