Snorking 

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

slorking 

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

slorking by Kuuler September 26, 2004

sporking 

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

sporking by Rosie November 5, 2003

Smorking 

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

Smorking by runforestrun July 7, 2010

Sporking 

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

Sporking by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012

Sporking 

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

Sporking by quockmacs December 22, 2009

storking 

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

storking by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011