hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"
Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."
Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.
Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!