Top Definition
The state of anticipating or expecting sexual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. It describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing.
A: Girl, you gonna give him some?
B: I don't know, but he's sexpecting.

On the ride home from that date, the sexpectation was killing me!

Just because you sexpect something doesn't mean you're getting it.
by Talmanes November 15, 2005
The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
by ilovemeninkilts December 02, 2011
hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)
Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick
by sf chica June 28, 2005
To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.

2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).
Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.
by cmkaufma June 18, 2011
A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.
When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.


"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"
by Jamanimal March 14, 2014
The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.
As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"
by Raypist August 18, 2013
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