Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

Serbus 

A shortened version of the term 'Serious Business'. When something is said to be of a really serious nature but often with a partically sarcastic and humourous tone put to it. This term was made famous on the web with the photo of a smug grinning man stood in front of a PC moniter with the caption, 'Internet - Serious business' written on it. Many different hybrids have spawned from this over time.

'The internet is serbus'.
'This office is seriously serbus'.
'Hey check out this guy on the internet, he's so serbus'.
'That's proper serbus!!'
'It's time to get serbus!'

Serbus by The2Kguys October 22, 2008

Sexcuse 

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sextus 

The most good looking man out there. Though only twelve years old, he is still standing and looking fine. A Sextus is the kind of guy who everyone likes (except for Davus and Marcus' whole family in the book Ecce Romani)!

girl one: is that sextus i see?
girl two: yes but hes dating lucy so..
girl one: dang it well next time

Sextus by imrightyoureleft December 10, 2018

Serbus 

A shortened version of serious business.
Often used by individuals that like spending a fair bit of time on the internets. This word can also evolve into other simular words in order to express different situations or people, for example 'serboss' (a serious boss) and 'emerbus', (a serious fucking emergency).

"It's time to get serbus".
"She's so fucking serbus, LOL".

"Guys, this is now emerbus!".

"He is the serboss, don't mess!"

Serbus by Chimz September 28, 2008

sexbutter 

One who performs the act of sexbutting.

You know Fred? Yeah, he's a real sexbutter.

sexbutter by Dick Bixby March 14, 2009

Sexbug 

One those intimate insects

Her: That guys so hot
Her 2:Yeah hes totally a sexbug

Sexbug by HyphKitKat October 7, 2019