Sexcuse

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

Sexcuse

An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.

the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."

by Dhabi February 5, 2007

Sexcuse

What one has with their spouse or partner in order to be forgiven.

I'm sick of you coming home at this hour, and don't even think of having sexcuse with me!

by Rethabile Masilo February 24, 2004

Sexcuse

The art of being sexy while also being excused, mmmmmm :o)

"Please sexcuse me while I brush my teeth"

by Poison`Apple August 1, 2007

sexcuse

The excuse one may give for having sex with someone that he or she may not normally do so with. Can be given on holidays, birthdays, times of low self-esteem or frunkedness, or when there is a general L.O.S.

Not to be confused with Holiday Sex, where sex is expected but has to be worked for. However, ex sex and drought busters includes times when a sexcuse would be given.

Dude 1: Hey man, what're you up to?
Dude 2: I think I'm gonna go bang out my ex.

Dude 1: Dude, you said you would never touch that ass again.
Dude 2: I need a Drought Buster bad man.

Dude 1: Terrible sexcuse dude.

by ckolek March 2, 2011

sexcuse

When someone makes bad excuses to come over and hook up

"you're just making sexcuses to come over"

by koolaide guy April 14, 2010

sexcuses

excuses females make to get out of having sex or any kind of four play

this is one of the most commonly used sexcuses "im on my period and i have lock jaw so i cant give you head"

by kam314 December 27, 2009