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semening 

The act of secreating, or shooting of semen.
She screamed loudly while I was semening, causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.
semening by AL KILL YOU September 7, 2008

Brandon Semenuk

Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.
Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?
Brandon Semenuk by AirMtb April 11, 2015

Semenilla 

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum
Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz
Semenilla by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

semenize 

When a man 'marks his territory' by shooting his sperm all over something and/or someone.
Rion semenized Pete's donkey last night
semenize by Lil T January 16, 2005

semenkeys 

Noun.
Keys drenched in semen.

Verb. (making semenkeys)
When you place semen on keys and use it in a lock
McGuyver couldn't open the lock, so he dropped his pants and made semenkeys. It still didn't work so he put the keys in the fish tank and gave them to his gay son for christmas.
semenkeys by chadfacedbear May 11, 2010

semenised 

I just got semenised(covered in cum)
semenised by Bugpenguin September 16, 2018