self fuck 

when a man inserts his penis in to his own ass.

Person 1: "i cummed in my own ass last night"
Person 2: "how'd you manage that?"
Person 1: " i learned how to self fuck"

self fuck by crackpottwhore March 22, 2010

selfsuck 

A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob.

My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and completely freaked out but now she's totally cool with it and now we have fun together while i selfsuck.

selfsuck by NinjaShart August 8, 2008

selfuckie 

Fuck yourself

Please go have selfuckie

selfuckie by Connectwithms July 1, 2016

selfsuck 

To brag about yourself, your achievements or anything that resolves around oneself.The act of floating ones own boat. Tooting your own horn. To boast.

Person1: I've got a University degree, I came away with a first and top of my class.
Person2: Mate, no need to selfsuck

selfsuck by frazzlefresh January 7, 2011

Self-fuck 

To self-fuck:

When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.

Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .

1.) "Dude, did you hear that John broke up with Ashley?" "Yeah man, and I saw his new girlfriend... that was a huge self-fuck on his part..."

2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."

3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."

Self-fuck by NiggaBu July 8, 2011

Self-fuck 

Jack off

Bro, I was on my self-fuck streak all night long to ass pics.

Self-fuck by Russelthemotherfucker May 6, 2024