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selfsuck 

To brag about yourself, your achievements or anything that resolves around oneself.The act of floating ones own boat. Tooting your own horn. To boast.
Person1: I've got a University degree, I came away with a first and top of my class.
Person2: Mate, no need to selfsuck
selfsuck by frazzlefresh January 7, 2011

self suck 

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
self suck by Wiseman July 14, 2006

self-suck 

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.
Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.
self-suck by Adam Clapp January 31, 2006

self suck 

when a male sucks his own penis for pleasue
ben loves to self suck...
self suck by huffmiester4lyf June 27, 2011

self-suck 

If you need to look it up it's probably your best shot at getting a blowjob.
Dude 1: "I caught my roomate sucking his own dick."
Dude 2: "He can self-suck? I can't get my roomate to suck anything"
Dude 1: "uh?"
self-suck by sceadu October 23, 2006

Self suck 

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"
Self suck by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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