Top Definition
When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.

Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.

Person 2: You're self-whipped.
by Torched_ May 18, 2009

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