Seghen 

The most beautiful girl, with the BEST personality, funny, beautiful, understanding, always smiling, radiating happiness and positive vibes!, habesh!

1: woow, look at Seghen
2.: yeah I knoow! she's always hot!

Seghen by chicha chica September 29, 2011

seghen 

The tightest Eritrean on this Earth.

Damn I wish I could be like Seghen, He is to cool!

seghen by Eritrean March 15, 2005

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018

dave segen 

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

dave segen by Sagoon December 16, 2017

The Sethening

An event when someone (Sethener) you know becomes suddenly “awoke”, and embarks on their own path of right and wrong and decides to use his or her friends (Sethenee) to perform a mass genocide of social and mental anguish via cowardice and lies, so that the friends may suffer just as much as they do.

Peter lost all his money gambling. Peter will stop at nothing until everyone he knows loses their money too. The Sethening has begun.

The Sethening by Drunken Revelry August 19, 2019