Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.

Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.

Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

sedition by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.

Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.

Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

sedation

1. a state of calm or reduced nervous activity; chilled out
2. date rape drug (also called a mickey)

Example 1: dude im so sedated...... its going to be a mellow night
Example 2: that asshole slipped sedations in my drink last night

sedation by PowerMetalFan6996 February 9, 2014

sexuationship 

Sexual relationship with no meaning or material benefits.

I'm in a sexuationship. We have sex. We send and receive sexual text messeges. We don't make love. We don't fall in love. We don't exchange gifts. We have sexual relations. And we're done.

sexuationship by A.BITCH. January 30, 2014

Sedition

What Trump do.

Pence: "Brah, we lost 2020, yo!"
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."

Sedition by El Jquan2 January 6, 2021

Seduction Reduction 

This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.

Example:

Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.

Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.

Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!

Seduction Reduction by Belch Queen June 16, 2019